Now what if I'm walking? Now come on. Elaine is on her train, and a woman strikes up a casual conversation, who is shocked when Elaine shares that she is on her way to a lesbian wedding. I don't have to tell you she was a knock thing isn't it? I'm sorry. Everybody else I'm giving Tic Tacs. Perhaps Julia Louis-Dreyfus all-time greatest display of physical comedy occurs in the Seinfeld classic The Little Kicks. The Season 8 episodes title refers to Elaines own bizarre style of dancing at a party with her co-worers, which George describes as a full body dry heave set to music. Her embarrassment affects her beyond the office, however, after she uses Jerrys camcorder to record the routine, taping over a bootleg movie that gets sold on the city streets. JERRY: and a black and white cookie, for me. It was Richard Kind and Corbin Bernsen and Stephen Tobolowsky, and we had just been canceled by ABC. ANYBODY KNOW WHOSE CAR THAT IS? The shows writers developed their own snappy, idiosyncratic style of dialogue that captured the music of conversation and gave the actors plenty of behavioral quirks to play around with. RELATED:Seinfeld: 10 Best Kramer & Newman Episodes. Cancelled is the answer, actually. ELAINE: You know I often wonder what you'll be like when you're senile. This is themonologuethat was cut: Elaine, I too am no stranger to love on the clock. ". I just kept running "Somehow she (Elaine) got a hold of his recipes and she says she's gonna drive him out of business. JERRY: I started screaming, "There's a hair in my farina. What do you want to do? So what did you get? . Those skid stops he did were never the same. Maybe it's just a blatant disregard Thats where the bombastic voice and the self important, Mr. If the plane crashes, everyone in first class will die anyway, she reasons aloud. The shove the entire visual of someone so tiny, shaking all her tall friends in their place never fails to be funny. Why? And I got news for you. GEORGE: All right, all right. Prince Harry, Kyla Zhao, Allegra Goodman, and more. JERRY: You see that's not fair. And no numbers for you, youre a word man. Its like a Jeep. And to emphasize her point, she adds: Its hideous!. But the breaking points of Seinfeld characters rarely make any real-world sense: When Elaine tells Peterman that Susie committed suicide, she gets tasked with running a foundation in Susies honor, leading her to scream: SUZE!! JERRY: Thank you. JERRY: Because I had a bad experience with a hair when I was younger. I "Oh, you know Bob? No more soup, Jerry. make up stories to get ahead in line at bakeries. For six dollars my whole life couldve changed!. Or would they all just be walking around? I took it off. JERRY: So listen Elaine, when we get up to the door, you , you hold the Don't you hate those things? Elaine driving monologue from Seinfeld. Throughout the course of Seinfeld, Newmanschemedagainst his sworn enemy, antithesis, and neighbor, Jerry. You and your good-time buddies. ELAINE: Napoleon? [puts on the hat] Your honor, "The D: You're Jerry right? You either have grace or you dont, the woman tells her, leading Elaine into an increasingly bleak series of admissions: I like to think I have a little grace Okay, fine, I have no grace I have no intention of getting grace Look, I dont have grace, I dont want grace, I dont even say grace!. "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. KRAMER: Because I don't like to carry my wallet. GEORGE: Why don't you just get some Ring Dings at the liquor store? It's Gore-Tex. All right you go ahead. Many of the biggest Seinfeld fans would struggle to recite the monologues delivered by Elaine's boss, J. Peterman from memory.. Can you comprehend it? Each character's mission leads them unique and quirky journeys. Nothing mixes Rob Schneiderwas playing my hard of hearing assistant. mean they were here first. JERRY: That's the last Bobka. Elaine also managed to cause problems in her love life and her professional life by the same means in one of the all-time best Seinfeld episodes, The Opposite. After offending her hospitalized boyfriend, Jake Jarmel (Marty Rackham), by stopping for Jujyfruits before visiting him after his car accident, the chewy candy later prevents her from warning a sick Mr. Lippman (Richard Fancy) that he forgot his handkerchief right before an important meeting that immediately goes south, resulting in the end of Pendant Publishing. What's in it?" Kramer and Newman are appalled that Jerry is spending time with Hernandez, due to a past indiscretion during which (they claim) he spat at them. They should have the boxers come into the ring in little cars, drive around a little bit, eventually there's an accident. car that's double parked and we're just waiting for the guy to pull out. I was privy to the stuff that was going on. JERRY: My mother's. KRAMER: George, there's a news stand right over there. Were Making Nepo-Baby Merch for Actual Babies. A hundred proof - takes your My office set was next to Jerrys apartment. YOUR WINE? After Jerry refuses to take him to Paris, Newman unleashes nine seasons worth of fury on his long-time nemesis: Mark my words, Seinfeld, your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face. Elaines subplot in the Seinfeld Season 2 classic The Busboy involves a reunion with a one night stand from Seattle whom she grows to loathe and greatly anticipates his flight home. The Soup Nazi said that now that his recipes are out, he's not gonna make any more soup. and they found me like three hours later collapsed at a construction site. Who's driving? Lesser Bobka - I think not. GEORGE: I don't even drink wine. ELAINE: It was a little hair. When, with Georges help, she realizes her boyfriends red leanings, Elaine is mostly fine with it well, except for the way he dresses. BARBARA: I'm on my way over there right now. KRAMER: Yeah, he could build the rocket but he's still stupid for double-parking He was always standing along the back and taking it all in. All right, lets go deeper what kind of man are you? A monster so vile". KRAMER: Why don't YOU go into the store and I'LL wait in the car? Then you want me to wait? Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. Take boxing, the simplest, stupidest sport of all. Junior.. I was little but I could run very fast. JERRY: Look at this [start hitting George], ELAINE: Hey George, can you feel this? Is someone somewhere saying to their friend, "You should see my doctor, he's the worst. David, Im going to hell, she tells Puddy, a religious man, at one point. Jerry has heard the story countless times, but Elaine has never heard it, so he recounts the tale of the magic loogie in a spot-on parody of JFKs magic bullet scene. I bought a Panama hat she grabbed it by the brim, pulled it down so hard The greatest thing about Seinfeld is that they just dont like each other. But you remember this. Kramers retelling of this story is just as thrilling as it would be if audiences got to see it on-screen if not more so. Well, youre weak spineless a man of temptations but what tempts you?, Newman finally reveals his line of work in The Old Man. When George asks what Newman does, he proudly announces, Im a United States postal worker., George asks why theres such a high crime rate in Newmans profession and it triggers a meltdown: Because the mail never stops! He also creates video essays and supercuts for the YouTube channel I Got Touched at the Cinema. On a series filled with strange characters, no one on Seinfeld was quite like J. Peterman (JohnOHurley). Before things get out of hand, Kramer cuts in and jolts his friend back to reality. Former SNL star Julia Louis-Dreyfus (who also went on to lead the Veep cast and join the Marvel movies) earned one of her 11 Emmy Awards for playing Jerrys vivacious and slightly off-kilter ex-girlfriend, who contributed to many of the long-running NBC sitcoms most hilarious moments. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. ELAINE: Well if we can't look to the cookie where can we look? After having a terrible time attempting to sleep on Jerrys parents sofa bed (and getting her back hurt in the process), Elaine ends up on muscle relaxants at Jerrys dads recommendation. If you're too fat, slow, and disoriented to get to your gate in time, you're not ready for air travel. Nothing. Come on let's just go ask them. built the rocket. Here's one. "Excuse me, there's no animated pirates or bears along the way here. As Babu Bhatt praises his only customer, Jerry . JERRY: Black Forrest? Can you stop off at the bakery? Newman makes abig speech in from the judge, saying,"You see, it'd been his lifelong dream to be a banker, and he uh, just the day before he was turned down by another bank. David and Seinfeld were both keen never to reignite Jerry and Elaines love story, but they still felt pressure from studio heads to revisit their past liaisons. But love is truly blind, Elaine, and as the days went on, working closer and closer together, that sweet smell of honey in the air, I knew I had to have that horrible creature. I cant live without you, Ill do anything!. Well, let me earn my wings every day. very stupid. ELAINE: Yeah. GEORGE: You know there is an unusual number of people in this country The man's an absolute butcher.". But Elaine's storyline arguably has the best pay off. What was the casting process like for Seinfeld? Yknow that little stamp, the one that says New York Public Library? We do have another flight, but it explodes on take-off. Previously, he wrote for Taste of Cinema, Comic Book Resources, and BabbleTop. KRAMER: What do you say we get a Mouton Cadet? . ELAINE: I know. Cereal, constantly during the day. ". But listen let me tell you something It's so hot in here! or something. "As a courtesy to the next passenger, please wipe off the counter with your towel." Elaine doesnt mince her words, and in The Apology, when Jerry asks for her honest opinion on whats wrong with his body, she immediately tells him: chicken wing shoulder blades. When he confesses that he walked around naked in front of a girlfriend, she quickly warns him that he shouldnt have done that. She puts up with it until he calls her Suze, which she finds unacceptable. Stop here. What are we getting'? Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode: The Marine Biologist (1994) TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy 9.2 Rate George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. One of Elaines best moments also shows off Julia Louis-Dreyfuss superb talent for physical comedy. At least she didnt go bald. We're all passengers together. He produced early works for Kathryn Bigelow, Terrence Malick, and Jason Reitman. Where are these doctors? Its not even funny. And it doesnt read funny. 11) there Elaines diaphragm and her consistent ability to put her foot in it. How could I be with someone like you? Seconds later, hes begging her to take him back: I take it all back, every word! In a conversation with The Hollywood Reporter, OHurley shares his favorite abandoned monologueand reveals why he initially said no to Seinfeld. JERRY: Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. You see. Jerry meets the iconic first baseman at a gym and promptly starts hanging out with him. Sometimes he'd succeed and at other times, his scheming and planning would fall through. Famously, NBC ordered Seinfeld creators Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld to add a principal female character to the cast of the show after feeling it was too "male . GEORGE: I mean we can put a man on the moon but we're basically still All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. way they acted? Later he wants Susie, not Elaine, to head up the fingerless-glove division. Nobody takes better care I had all of my personal stuff on my desk there. Because if they have individual personalities I don't think we should Which made him even more fun. Um, I'm Elaine Benes, you remember ELAINE: These people invited us for dinner. It's Gore-Tex. bakery. I show In The Opposite, exactly that happens to Elaine, as she realises herself getting lazier and schlubbier, as Georges life is on the up. . RELATED:Seinfeld: 10 Unpopular Opinions (According To Reddit), During the course of the investigation, Newmanrants,saying,"The day when I would have the proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are. Theres never a let-up, its relentless. Elaine realizes her nipple is showing in the Christmas card she sent outhttp://www.talentplus-commercial.com/elizabeth-perlahttp://resumes.actorsaccess.com/e. They got the last Bobka. As a youngster, my father apprenticed me to a honey factory in Belize. better than vanilla and chocolate And yet somehow racial harmony eludes Maybe there's a note on it. GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're You go up to the ticket agent. Europeans with the Beaujolais Whatever you've got, it'll be worse after you see him. They get out How did they do the first transplant? Here take mine. I dont like this, she shouts as it goes out the window, and heres what Im doing with it! Amen. . They come out of nowhere. Now, we are lucky to have women like Elaine everywhere, but its easy to forget who started it all. KRAMER: I'm freezing. RELATED:Seinfeld's 10 Best Movie Parodies, Ranked. ELAINE: Maybe we should stop off on the way and get a bottle of wine Elaine hating her friends crops up a lot (My friends, who I dont even like) and its familiar ground for any 20- or 30-somethings stuck with the same old friends. Cart people, look out, cart people!" Elaine sounds a little cold, but she's trying to be honest about how George really feels. 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GEORGE: I'm not getting a Penthouse Forum. I can tell. Big trouble. Elaines illness is confirmed when she beings to have trouble swallowing and starts foaming at the mouth in one of Julia Louis-Dreyfus finest displays of physical comedy. COME ON OUT. having sex with AMPUTEES! us. The first episode established some of its strengths as an ensemble piece, featuring Jason Alexander as George and Michael Richards as Kramer (then Kessler) alongside Seinfeld. She has covered a mixture of sitcoms, anime, dramas, and movies at ScreenRant and Comic Book Resources since October 2019. KRAMER: Hey, anybody got change for a hundred? like no other hat makes. ELAINE: I was just thinking. What, what happened to you? CLERK: What I this a hundred? For instance, in Seinfelds seventh season, she discovers that the Today sponge - her preferred contraceptive - is in limited supply and then forces her boyfriend, Billy (future Gilmore Girls cast member Scott Patterson), to prove why he is deserving of its use in a conversation with all the tension of a job interview. You\'ll receive the next newsletter in your inbox. Much of her formal research interests are centered around areas of gender, communication, and development with a specific focus on ICT4D, C4D, and Gender and Media. GEORGE: I know that's why I bought them but they're not comfortable. Privacy Policy and Are they typing up in the crow's nest of a clipper ship? 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This one makes the most iconic list because it combines the perfect Elaine line with a perfect bit of physical comedy, at which Louis-Dreyfus is an absolute genius (if she'd . Unfortunately, they oversleep on the day of his departure, plunging her into an erratic uproar trying to get him packed and ready in the little time they have. The first time I read the script, I sat down at the table read and go, This is the No. Where are George and Kramer? Seinfeld is full of extremely iconic Newman moments wherein Newman dazzled the viewers with his fast-paced monologues and dramatic acting. However, the actor that played the iconic sitcom role, John O'Hurley, apparently remembers them all. GEORGE: So you really understand my point about building a rocket and But the more you get it out, the more it keeps coming in!. GEORGE: Oh, yeah. a man on the moon . Oh. CLERK: Well wait outside. GEORGE: Ill tell you, if I was running for office I would ask for the Remember that ride? Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. Imagine have the heat in my skull rather than anything society could possibly going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. The pair break up and get back together a ton over the course of the series, to the point where Elaine makes a bet with Jerry that shes not going to do it again in The Voice. But she does again, and again, and again, with the relationship producing some of her finest moments on the series. them, and her. GEORGE: If you had five chickens could you tell them apart by just the Because I can?, Elaine has a lot of boyfriends over the series run, but a favorite of ours is the Communist from season six. be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about GEORGE: Because, I've got the coat. Every day it piles up more and more and more. ), Even though Elaine has slept with Jerry, the men of Seinfeld still by and large seem to find her pretty sexless. An even funnier example of Elaine exhibiting infantile behavior on Seinfeld occurs when she accompanies Jerry to Florida to visit his parents, who can only offer her an extremely uncomfortable pull-out sofa to sleep on. Elaine casually responds: It was nothing., Puddys first appearance is in The Fusilli Jerry, when Elaine hilariously describes him as dripping with animal sexuality. This episode also sees him using a move on Elaine that hed been taught by Jerry, leading Elaine to feel betrayed. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Newman's greatest dialogue in the entire series is essentially bragging about his immense power by virtue of him being a USPS employee. KRAMER: Okay, so we're going to get the wine and we'll pick you up here Jerry: Because this is very good. "Ooh, it's cart people. Sports stories have long tended to focus on the greats. that Panama hat? 2023 Vox Media, LLC. Season 7 opens with the classic Mailman vs. Dog trope when Kramer enlists Newman's help in kidnapping a loud mutt from Elaine's neighborhood. Elaine is stubborn,something that usually lands her in hot water especially so here, when she lies to her boss to go to a Yankees game with George and sit in the owners box. Everyone is smoking on ex packs right now. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. We're sending the results to Washington, we'd like you to meet the President. JERRY: You're pretty comfortable up there eh. ELAINE: Wow. The entire time the cunning mailman gloats about almost losing a game of Risk to Kramer, and claiming no-labelboxes full of stuff downat the post office. ELAINE: Hey, what about your vomit streak? Its like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom: is it all right if I use the bathroom now!?. Elaine: We, there are always a few. That said, John Mulaney laughed big and hard at the first 30 seconds., 8 Great Audiobooks to Listen to This Month. It throws my hips off kilter. Elaine has a lot of boyfriends, but the only one that seems to come backis David Puddy. The lesson? They said, We just want him to sound the way the catalog is written. It was long adventure story about an Oxford button down. Someone's graduating at the bottom of the classes. You can serve dinner on my head. The episode follows a pair of Super Bowl tickets which are repeatedly gifted from one person to another, while Kramer and Newman take drastic steps to keep each other from cheating at Risk and George fears he is competing for his girlfriend's affections . Back at George's train, he is . Come on, let's go. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. doing you, LUNATIC! Elaine driving monologue from Seinfeld Posted by 1 day ago. Excuse me. thing's useless. Ah, the subway. Wooh! When Elaine doesnt like something, she makes no secret of it. Password must be at least 8 characters and contain: As part of your account, youll receive occasional updates and offers from New York, which you can opt out of anytime. Edward R. Pressman, Indie Producer Behind. JERRY: You are. GEORGE: You mean just going there because I'm invited, that's rude? them up. However, when they finally consummate their relationship, Elaine ultimately decides that Billy is not sponge-worthy after all. She coins the term sponge-worthy, to mean a man worthy of using up a sponge, interrogating potential sexual partners on their sponge-worthiness (You gonna do something about your sideburns?) and once again entering a phrase into our lexicon. [Jerry gets up] Elaine's train has stopped, and she has an intense inner monologue to keep from freaking out. CLERK: Can I help you guys with anything? Let's get in the car. The show was ordered to series by NBC on the condition that they added a woman, and thus Julia Louis-Dreyfus was cast as Elaine Benes, Jerrys ex-lover and current friend. The second he said he was a mailman, George and Jerry treated him withcondescension. [Man with cane puts cane on Elaine's foot]. ELAINE: George, we can't show up at someone's house with Ring Dings and She is particularly concerned about the media portrayals of gender, class, race, and sexuality on television, their intersectionality, and ultimately how audiences perceive each of these constructs. Let's get another one. Things you buy through our links may earnNew Yorka commission. Crossposted by 1 day ago. I think I'll get it. The pair attempt to keep their friendship intact while working out strict rules for sexual relations which will also benefit Elaine, and giving a woman sexual agency on TV in that way was unheard of. . food store. and Chardonnay . Um, you sold us a cake She was not attractive, even by backwoods standards. hypothermia. It's almost as if these two guys are just desperate to compete with each other, but they couldn't think of a sport. Its less about the politics around fur as she says to George, Eh, anti-fur. It seemed good at first, we worked on it for a long time, but it just didn't pan out. Nothing is harder for Elaine than biting her tongue for the greater good. Still, things end up going awry: When the man next to her in coach falls asleep, she, in a perfect showcase of that infamous Elaine Benes tact, screams HEY! down his ear. . That being said,there were also times whentheyweren't at each other's throats. JERRY: Hey, what happened to your coat? not surprised they couldn't land a man on the moon. Then I ran out of the house and I was running Ill tell it to you exactly. While this doesn't stop George from pursuing Susan, Elaine does show that she can understand a complicated situation. 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